Meltdown at Soriana

[Doyle Phillips]

Yesterday the upright freezers next to the beer case had switched to steam heat while electricity was off for an unknown time. Contents were soggy and sad inside.

So if you buy anything from those freezers make sure that you are getting pristine, not twice-frozen, goods. For example if that box of frozen waffles appears to be concave instead of having all sides flat with angles right, forego buying it, chacha.