Help needed

[DavidR]

It is done - the house is now on the market. Now comes the hardest thing of all. Heather and I must find homes for our three cats, either together, individually or any combination you care to think of so please give it some consideration if you or a friend are looking for a companion animal. Each of them have asked me to allow them to speak for themselves. These narratives are verbatum and I accept no responsibility for grammatical errors or content.

Ko?ka: I am, by far, the friendliest of all. I speak Kat, English, and Spanish but converse with my bipeds in Body Language by nuzzling, sitting on laps and generally making a pest of myself. I love a bit of time outside doing cat things (which I do not wish to discuss here) but am happiest when inside with my harem and bipeds. It may also be useful to mention that I am also a Skilled Retriever Cat.

Yoda: As the first cat in the Rogers household I try to assert some sense of authority over the other two and the bipeds. I seem to have the latter under control but the former are just hopeless cases which is probably due to their unfortunate Tabby heritage - my family are of superior Siamese extraction, a trait that I bear proudly. As for Ko?ka and his overwrought descriptions of himself as an SRC and Multilingual Cat ...... it is laughable; it is just a cheap trick to try and make the bipeds think he is better than me. I tend to purr a lot.

MauMau: Let me set the record straight here - I did not choose my name! Bipeds are strange creatures and there is no accounting for their choices. I was the last to join the family but I an very happy to say that my adopted siblings treat me as an equal. I do not chatter away as the others do but watch out if you are sitting still for a few minutes as I find laps absolutely irresistible - unlike Yoda who is always climbing into bed with the bearded biped. Despicable if you ask me!!

There you have it - 3 cats looking for good homes as soon as possible. You can find photos and more about the three of them a few posts down the page.